Are you a God of War fanatic, would you sell your soul to Ares to get the Blades of Chaos, would you behead a Medusa or get seduced by her song, take this little quiz and find out, How Spartan Are you?

This spring sees the release of God of War™: Chains of Olympus for PSP. A new addition to the acclaimed series, the game sees Spartan warrior Kratos battling gods and monsters in the dark world of Greek mythology. Are you up to the task ahead? Take this quiz to find out if you’re Spartan enough to wield the Blades of Chaos…

1. What’s in your fridge?

a) A goatskin full of wine, a jar of larks’ tongues and a cat o’ nine tails
b) Last night’s takeaway, three beers and a tomato
c) Eggs, wheatgrass juice, spinach and low-fat yoghurt
d) A severed head

2. Your ideal meal is…

a) Baby mice stuffed with lark’s tongues
b) Pizza
c) Organic, high-protein and vitamin-rich
d) Anything you can stun with a swift headbutt.

3. When you catch a cold, what do you do?

a) Drink several gulps of wine from the navel of a virgin to warm you up
b) Moan at your girlfriend till she gets you an aspirin
c) Have a sauna to cleanse your system
d) Sickness is weakness. It does not happen to you

4. How do you travel to work?

a) In a sedan chair carried by four huge minions
b) By train or bus
c) You run the ten miles, whatever the weather
d) At the head of a long column of soldiers

5. Your favourite pastime is…

a) Sex
b) Football
c) Marathons
d) War

6. You usually meet women…

a) In your private harem
b) In the pub
c) Through teammates
d) You rarely meet women; you live only for the discipline of warfare

7. Your girlfriend is upset that you forgot Valentine’s Day. Do you…

a) Get a new concubine
b) Take her out for dinner
c) Explain that it’s a load of sentimental rubbish
d) Rebuke her for her foolishness and return to your barracks

8. When it’s all over, you dump her by…

a) Throwing her to the lions, laughing manically
b) Avoiding her for a fortnight then sending her a text
c) Changing your training regime so there’s no time to see her and she dumps you
d) Razing her home city to the ground

9. You know you’ve had a good night out when…

a) You wake up in Carthage with three dancing girls and half a roast swan as your pillow
b) You wake up in Amsterdam with your wallet missing and your pockets full of vodka jelly
c) You missed it. You were doing a 300k overnight race, which you won
d) The rivers are still running red with the blood of your foes

10. You see two guys fighting outside a bar. What do you do?

a) Have them taken to the amphitheatre and kitted out with sharp implements so you can enjoy the show properly
b) Watch from a distance
c) Call the cops
d) Criticise their lack of discipline and cut off their right hands to make your point

Mostly As: Decadent
Your name is probably Caligula or Titus. You’re a twisted hedonist with a weaselly eye for politics and an unholy taste in extreme entertainment. Your hobbies are unnatural sex acts, orgies, projectile vomiting, and torturing your underlings for entertainment. It’s people like you who destroyed the Roman Empire.
Spartan rating: What?

Mostly Bs: Normal
You belch, drink, eat, sleep, play footy and computer games, watch telly, read magazines, go to the pub, eat takeaways, listen to music, work, have friends, get laid sometimes. All the usual stuff. Your mates like you. So (you hope) does your girlfriend. You’re a normal bloke. Stop worrying.
Spartan rating: Can’t really be bothered

Mostly Cs: Puritan
You radiate an aura of 100% clean-living keenness, play every sport there is, rarely drink, eat lots of fibre and are always on time for work. You’re friendly enough, but never go for the Friday pint, and annoy your workmates by nagging them about smoking. Get that stick out of your backside - you’re way too healthy for your own good.
Spartan rating: Getting there

Mostly Ds: Spartan
You survived being exposed on icy hillsides as a child, have been starved, beaten, trained and tested to within an inch of your life, believe you’re the master race and have no discernible personality outside your battalion. A man of few words, your main hobbies are hunting, athletics and annihilating the enemies of your nation. Have you considered therapy?
Spartan rating: Shouldn’t you be crushing someone?